overheard from the bros

 these two stud muffins are my brothers. they're the cutest, right? I love each of them unconditionally and they make me smile everyday, and they say the craziest things! Sometimes, I pee my pants laughing! (that doesn't really happen, but I've cried before). so, for your enjoyment.....

"Miriam, is it normal for girls in high school to like boys? It seems kinda strange to me."
-Wesley

"Sure, girls have drama and stuff, but boys get hurt more because we play sports!"
-Justin

"I love One Direction. They are my favorite band. I like all their songs and I love singing. But I don't want to be a singer when I grow up because... I'd rather do sports."
-Justin

"So that one Skrillex music video with that magical 2 year old dancing and doing magic.... what's that song called again?"
-Wesley

"Guess what I did? I watched the Utah Valley Sympathy Orchestra at Timpview!"
-Justin

"Why do I have to dress up to see the sympathy orchestra? It's not like they're gonna see you in the audience? They'll only see the first 2 rows or something! It's too dark to see me anyways."
-Justin (later on)

"What goes up.....must come down. Miriam, I had no idea!"
-Wesley

"Imagine Dragons are Chinese, right?"
-Justin

"Cookie soup is the solution to everything."
-Wesley

"One Direction took Human Biology because they're singing about anatomy!"
-Wesley

Justin: DUH, everyone likes Subway, Wesley!
Wesley: You don't.
Justin: Yeah, I don't. Everyone but me.

"Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only normal one in my family. Everyone's too goofy for me."
-Justin

Wesley: Justin, why are you screaming in the shower?
Justin: I'm singing a song about cleaning my feet!

"We aren't eating at McDonald's! That place is for losers!"
-Wesley

"Miriam, everyone likes boys. I like boys. I am a boy!"
-Justin

"If artichokes are chicken, how can they be a vegetable?"
-Justin